I Like “U”. Seriously I Like U. I don’t Know how this happened to me. But I like “U”. Not Only “U”. I like “V”, “W”, “X”, “Y”, “Z” and all the alphabets.
Parthiban: Banana Evlo?
Vadivelu: Onnu Oruba.
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku Varadha?
Vadivelu: 60 Paisaku Thol Dhan varum.
Parthiban: Indha 40 Paisa. Thola Vachikitu Pazhatha
Kodu.
Alexander: In my dictionary There is no word Called “ Impossible”.
Sardarji: Ippa Solli Entha Use’um Illa, Vaangurapavae Parthi Vangi irukanum.
Enna da en mela kovama? Msg’eh anupa Maatengara?
Naan apdi enna periya thappu paniten? Theriyama anniki
un “Vaala” Midhichitaen Adhuku Poi Lollunu Kolachitiyae.
Konja Naalaiku Munnadi, Unga Veetuku Vandhaen Manasuku romba Aarudhala irundhuchu, Enga ammava vida unga amma, Unna KEVALAMA Thitinanga....!
Sms anupuna rendu problem iruku. Adhu Reach aacha illayanu. Agalana problem illa. Anal rendu problem. Adha padichangala ilayanu. Padikalana parava illa. Padicha rendu problem. Adhu purinjadha puriyalayanu. Puriyalana problem illa. Purinja rendu problem. Delete pannalama venamanu. Delete panita problem illa. Pannalaena rendu problem. Vandha Msg-a mathavangaluku anupalama venamaanu. Annupulaena problem illa. Anupina??.......Read the first line.
A rose is always a rose. Whether it is in a golden pot or in the dustbin. Same way U r always my friend whether u r in central Jail or in a Mental Hospital.
Tvla News parthaen. Hospital’la irundhu oru mental thapichiruchunu, Kandu pudichi kodutha 1 Lakh prize’nu. Enaku kaasu mukiyam illa.........Neethan Mukiyam. Odidu Seekiram.
Think different. Do different. Make different. Achieve
different. Speak different. Then only u can go to mental hospital.... Ok.
Withour Ur sms days are like
“Mood out day”
“Tearsday”
“Wasteday”
“Thirstday”
“Fight day”
“Suffer day”
“Sad day”
So sms me everyday.
College based on Film title.
Class: Puriyadha Pudhir
Principal: Imsai Arasan 23m Pulikesi
HOD: Pidhamagan
Staff: Padikkadhavan
College Campus: Sirai Salai
Attendance: Kandukondaen Kandukondaen
College Bus: Sundara Travels
Exam: Arindhum Ariyamalum.
Arrear: Unakku 20...Enaku 18.
Husband: Inaiku busla unna madhiriyae oru ponna parthaen.
Wife: Appuram Enna Panninga.
Husband: Udanae irangi vera busla eritaen.
Good friends care for each other!
Close friends understand each other!
But, True friends stay forever...beyond...Words....time & Distance!!!
Maapillai Enna Panrar?
Broker: Avar ninna Rail Odum; “Rail Ninna” avar oduvar.
Aiyo, Maapillai avlo busya?
Broker: Amma Avar Staion le Sundal Vikkirar.
L-Love
I-Imagination
F-Friend
E-Entertainment
“Life” will become ‘LIE” if there is no “F” of Friend’ I’am lucky to get you my friend.
Neengal Sulabamaga “English” Pesavenduma kavalayai vidungal. Intha Vaarthayai thikkamal Sollavum.
I’am Can I
I’am When I
Speeda Sollunga Paarpome.
Conductor: Ellorum Ticket Vaangiyatcha?
Passenger: Bus pora speeda paartha appadidhan theriyudhu.
A. Kuzhandhai Alaga Irukae?
B. Avanga Amma Madhiri.
A. Kuzhandhai Supera Sirikudhae
B. Avanga Amma Madhiri
A. Yaar Koopitaalum Pogudhae
B. Avanga Amma Madhiri.
Yes., but i will not b able to come, u do one thing just msg
and tell him the remaining. Ok thanks bye.
Sender: Confusing Msg Association.
Dear Customer. Good Morning. Your bathing date validity
for one year is over. So plz take re bath within 24 hr & get 2 year validity.
Thank you.
Patient: Doctor kaadhula palli poyiduchu.
Doctor: Kaadhula palli pogura varaikum enna panikitu
irundhinga.
Patient: Mudhala Karapan Poochi Pochu. Adha pudika
dhan pogudhunu ninaichaen.
---------------> Po Ambae Po. Yaarellam enaku msg
panaliyo. Avanga braina poi kuthu.
<---------------Yaen thirumbi vandhuta
Sorry boss avanga kita brain illae.
If Billgates becomes director. What will be the movie names.
. Chinna Program Periya Program
. Tally’ku Mariyadhai
. Net S/o Microsoft
. Dataraja DMS
. Laptop Kondaen
. Kaalamellam UPS Vaazhga
. Yen password dhan ennaku mattum dhan.
. Thoti Java
. Windows Yellam Vasantham
. Sillunu oru E-mail.
Husband: Ayidae meenatchi idhu dhan ku kalla
kadhalana?
Wife: Thani adichutu kannadi munnadi ninnnu olarama
poi padunga.
Honey said, “I’am the sweetest in the world.” God
laughed and said “wait”, I think you have not met the
person reading this sms.”
Natpenum noolagathil naan kanda puthagam ne. Kanda puthagangal pala sirukathayai mudindhu vida.. Ne mattum en manathil mudivilla thodarkadhayai...
Hi, I’am simbu. Recently i did my film Vallavan. As u know this is super duper flop. I met a great draw back due 2 this. If u forward this I will get 10ps per sms. Plz help me 2 regain my finance position. I promise u here after i will never do direction, no punch diaglog. & won’t try any comedy. Pls help me. thx.
Caller: Hello, pepsi uma va? Enaku “AARU” padathula
“Paakatha” song podunga.
Uma: “AARU” padathula neenga “Paakadha” song
enakku eppadi sir theriyum.
Far or near, u r my “BEER”.
Dad or mum, ur my “RUM”
Loss or win, ur my “JIN”
Chilli or Candy ur my “BRANDY”
Coke or lima, ur my “VODKA”.
Send this slogan to 10 drinkers as i did now. You’ll get a “Full” in one week. It is working! This msg came from “TASMAC”. If u ignore u get only pickle.
Pootha malarai killi vidadhae. Killia malarai vaada
vidadhae. Vaadiya malarai erindhu vidadhae. Earindha malarai pola ennai marandhu vidathey!
1000 Poi Solli oru Kalyanam pannalam. Ana oru poi solli
unnai santhosa padutha poraen.
“You are Brilliant”.
i Sirippa Paaru.
H.M. – Eanda Cyclela en mela modhana?
Student: Brake pidikala sir.
H.M. Enda Nallathanda break pidikudhu.
Student- Illa sir naan break pidikala.
Small keys can open big locks. Little words can express
big thoughts. Hope my little “Hi” will make u smile and
think of me atleast 4a while.
CROREPATHI!
Amithapachan – Unga father name enna?
Participant: Smiled
Amithapachan: Yen sirikireenga.?
Participant: Neenga innum 4 option taralai.
Night Kosu kadicha goodnight vaikalam. Aana pagala
kadicha good morning vaika mudiyuma. Nalla
Yosinga....?
MOTHER:-
M = Motivater
O = Onlyone
H = Heartiest
E = Exceptional
R = Responsible
So Love ur mother.
Vadivelu: Hello enna idhu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106
ruba thereenga?
Paarthiban: Idhudhan Kadana thiruppi tharadhu!!!!
